Top 60 Funny Question and Commands You can Ask to Cortana

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Windows 10 Cortana has been upgraded in the second big update called anniversary update, and now it’s been smarter. Cortana is designed to give different answers to the same question if asked multiple times, so the user does not get bored. We’ve put together a list of best commands and question you can throw and will be answered by Cortana with a touch of fun.

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Let’s start,

1. Can you be quiet? / Please be quiet!

This is being asked in a sarcasm manner and looks like Cortana handles it nicely.

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2. Do you like Google?

Why would the creator of Bing ever say nice words about Google, Again it goes nicely overall?

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Also: Do you know Google Now

3. Do you know siri. / is siri your friend

Sometimes it will say “Are you SIRI-ous. Notice the tone.

 Related: Missing SIRI on Android, Check this post.

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4. I don’t like your voice.

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5. Go to hell / Screw you

6. What’s your favorite food?

7. Do you like Chromebook

Wait, We have a whole list curated for you. Below you can find more commands and question you can ask to Cortana, please take care, because it is a bit risky, Sometimes Cortana may insult you and you won’t even know it.

Funny Cortana Commands and Questions

18 Funny Cortana Commands and Questions – Personal Level

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What does Cortana mean?
Are you a male or a female?
Are you a robot? / Are you human?
Are you gay?

What are you wearing?
What do you look like?
Where do you live?
Who is your maker?
Who is your father?
When were you born?
When will you die?
Are you beautiful?
Are you sexy?
Are you happy?
Will you marry me?
What music do you like?
What’s your favorite animal?
What do you like?

Best 10 Cortana Commands and Questions about Jokes, Songs

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Tell me a joke!
Tell me something funny!
Tell me a story!
Surprise me!
Sing me a song!
Sing me a lullaby!
Dance!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What does a cat say?
What does the Fox say?

Best Cortana Commands and Questions abut Movies/Games

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May the force be with you!
Use the force Luke!
What’s Halo?
Beam me up!
Do you speak Klingon?
Rock, paper, scissors.
Knock, Knock.

Best Cortana Commands and Questions about Life and Universe

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What are you doing on earth?
What is the meaning of life?
Why are we here?
Do you believe in ghosts?
Do you believe in God?

Best Cortana Commands and Questions about Opinions

What is the best search engine?
What’s your opinion about iPhone?
Do you know Siri?
Do you know Google Now?
What’s the best smartphone?
What is the best Computer?

 

Best 8 Cortana Commands and Questions: Greetings and Appreciation

  1. What’s up?
  2. You’re awesome!
  3. I like you!
  4. I don’t like you!
  5. Do you like me?
  6. Good morning!
  7. See you later!
  8. Goodnight!

 

Jeez, this is really a big list, I literally started with an idea to write 10 best Cortana funny question. If you encountered Cortana with a question you think you’d like to tell us, hop in the comments. A credit is sure. Windows 10 is really cool, and with anniversary update it brings more and more features like Windows Hello, it just getting better and better.

1 comments
  1. I asked her how old is she and her answer was “I was created on 2014. You could say that I’m still an infant.” You’ve got to love how creative MS got with Cortana.

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